Year of the Swine

After being hit by the swine flu this year and having the Bowie Police force created...what others ways can the pigs get us now? Bacon Vodka. That's right...bacon vodka lol. I'm trying to be healthy so i hope they release a turkey bacon martini. Maybe they'll serve it with a side of eggs and toast. Will Bob Evans and I-HOP start serving alcohol now? BRB fryin yall up after i drink some bacon vodKa.

"Hey crev want some bacon"

Summer to...blog??

Lately i've been slacking on my posts. I started off with a couple of brief blogs, and backed off the whole scene for awhile. I decided it's time to get back in it at full force. The purpose of my blogging is to fulfill my love for creative writing and clearing my mind. I like to be heard because my thoughts are well....important. It is also very therapeutic for me and will keep my brain from going dead, as it does every summer. I hope those following enjoy it. I will try to miss it up and have a variety of posts that cover entertainment, sports, my personal life, the news, and some bullshit posts every now and then.

The start of summer 09 reminds me of my past summers due to the fact that it involves golf,sleeping in, hangin with my bros, chillin on my MacBook alot, enjoying the weather, cookin out, playin a lil basketball, and hitting up the gym every now and then. No worries and lots of free time. What makes this summer different is that I have a better job at Crofton Country Club working only a couple days a week and am making pretty good dough. I'm saving most of it, but the costs of chic fila and chipotle is killin me lol. SO DANK. I don't think Relapse will be leaving my cd deck for another year. More on that to come. I'm trying to add some HTML flavor and get some graphics added...Mat. M. should be helping me with that.

until next time heres something funny i enjoyed. I guess its kinda a promotion for Relapse in a way, something creative and another aspect that seperates Em from the rest.


http://2dopeboyz.okayplayer.com/2009/05/23/eminem-where-have-you-been-video/

Pre- Relapse

Relapse, Eminem's new album is being released tomorrow, Tuesday, May 19th. I'm pretty excited to listen to this, but i heard mixed reviews about it. So far i heard a lot of the songs are comparable to his older music which is always a positive sign, but i also heard a lot of the tracks are done in the whack voice that he has been using lately. To promote his new album he went on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and he looked pretty messed up lol. Does he know how to smile? Dude looks like hes on some serious stimulant whether it is coke or 50mg of adderall. Also, he gave short answers and seemed irritated the whole time. As you can tell he dyed his hair black and also lost tons of weight... but he's still the man regardless. check it out.

The Break Up

Everyones been through break ups and its hard for everyone esp. if you still love and care about your chick. It doesn't matter who got dumped, whether it was mutual, whether the person has sellers remorse or distance or future goals broke the relationship up, shit still hurts. Some days are harder then others and memories can't be 100% erased even with time. Best things to do are find new hobbies, work, workout, hang with friends etc etc. Some people believe in finding rebounds or " go fuk sum new pussy brahhh" but i don't agree with that. 100. This song by Murs speaks the truth. starts around 1:20. BTW he will be at Rock the Bells:)

I think i'm gonna get dreads like him too lol...

Drop 140? Yay or Nay? New Griffeys- King of Swing

I've been a Griffey fan since i was wearing Super- Man draws. He is hands down my favorite baseball player, and one of my favorite athletes of all time. When i played ball back in the day, i always had his batting gloves, cleats, shoes...and even imitated his stance at the plate. Right now he is back with the Seattle Mariners after battling through injuries his whole career and batting a shitty .205 even though he still has the prettiest swing in the game. Not to mention he is boys with Tiger and is an avid golfer and Nike sponsored athlete. 


http://images.nicekicks.com/images/nike-air-griffey-max-1-2.jpg

Live..Laugh..Golf?

shank. chili dip. top. slice. hook. schnnippee! so many adjectives to describe poor golf shots...so many more then mistakes in other sports..but we still play. For those in the 10-20 Handicap range like me, you hit plenty of those shots per round...but its the good ones that keep you coming back :)me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf cour

See Me I Be A Libra

Many people are skeptical when it comes to astrology. I never believed in any of it until I started reading up on it and looked at my traits and everyone else that I knows traits, and they match perfectly. I was born October 3rd, so I am naturally a Libra. Let's take a look at personality traits that are quite common with Libra's and see if they match me.

- Good Looking? Yes...lulz

- Libra's have ellegance, charm, and good taste. Yep 

- Very Gentle. Yessir :)

- Lovers of beauty and harmony. Keep going.

-Even tempered. Duh

- Hates confrontation- So true. Never been in a fight, never will. Haters please fall back.

- very social. Sometimes...love being around other people for the most part

- " Lazy Libra". True story.

Now let's get a little bit deeper....

 

" I'm a Libra and my sign is a scale and if it don't measure up then somebody Gettin killed"- Weezy

In their personal relationships they show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences by compromise, and are often willing to allow claims against themselves to be settled to their own disadvantage rather than spoil a relationship. They like the opposite sex to the extent of promiscuity sometimes, and may indulge in romanticism bordering on sentimentality. 

Their marriages, however, stand a good chance of success because they are frequently the union of "true minds". The Libran's continuing kindness toward his or her partner mollifies any hurt the latter may feel if the two have had a tiff. Nor can the Libran's spouse often complain that he or she is not understood, for the Libran is usually the most empathetic of all the zodiacal types and the most ready to tolerate the beloved's failings.

The negative Libran character may show frivolity, flirtatiousness and shallowness. It can be changeable and indecisive, impatient of routine, colorlessly conventional and timid, easygoing to the point of inertia, seldom angry when circumstances demand a show of annoyance at least; and yet Librans can shock everyone around them with sudden storms of rage. Their love of pleasure may lead them into extravagance; Libran men can degenerate into reckless gamblers, and Libran women extravagant, jealous and careless about money sometimes squander their wealth and talents in their overenthusiasm for causes which they espouse. Both sexes can become great gossipers. A characteristic of the type is an insatiable curiosity that tempts them to enquire into every social scandal in their circle.

Scary. Does your Zodiac Fit you this well?